Kev Quirk

Proudly ruining the web since 2013.

We've been keeping one of our young hens in a dog crate in the conservatory for the last couple of days.

It's very friendly and likes to sit on my wife's shoulder when she's cleaning them out. Two days ago, the hen decided to peck and eat one of the (very expensive) diamond earrings I bought for my wife after we got married.

So now we wait for her to shit it out.

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